corny blue thing

one time in 2017 someone watched madagascar 3 352 times on netflix in australia

humid is my least favorite color

Why is north korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul

get it? Seoul. soul.

Im not allowed to drive my sports car to movie theaters anymore

The manager said it had a huge spoiler

Spoiler... get it?

I can run faster than a bullet

Mostly because bullets cant run